Four Meanings of "Pis"
...spelled as 'peace', 'fish', 'peas', and 'face'
but...
it is pronounced as 'Pis'
Examples:
Peace (pronounced as PIS) - Pis be with you.
Fish (pronounced as PIS) - Look at the pis, its swimming.
Peas (pronounced as PIS) - Meron ka pa bang greenpis?
Face (pronounced as PIS) - Kapal nang pis mo!

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Dalawang addict ang naglalakad:
"Pare," ang sabi ng isa, "umiwas ka, tae 'yan."
"Hindi," ang sagot ng isa.
"Pare, tae 'yan!"
"O sige, tikman natin."
Tinikman nga ng dalawa.
"O sabi sa 'yo, tae 'yan e!" ang sabi ng isa.
"Oo nga, buti hindi natin natapakan!"
(a true to life story)

~Ang Paboritong Libro Ni Hudas
~ph. 124

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